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SEASON 04 · PRE-DRAFT

Heating Up

Eight Managers · Est. 2023 · Points League

Formerly “B-Ball Banter & Beyond”

TIP-OFF: TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20

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PAIGEGGGIOIA GOES FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT MONSTARS FELL FROM 10–9 TO 2–17 8-TEAM SCORING RECORD: KAMPERSHART, 8,211.10 MEESEKNUCKLES: 3–16, THEN 11–8 A 9–10 TEAM WON THE TITLE DRAFT DATE: NOT SET
Read this first · new for 2026–27

We're Called Heating Up Now

Same league, same eight of us, new name. B-Ball Banter & Beyond is retired. This is Heating Up now.

Nothing here is finished. That's on purpose. Whatever you ask for is what gets built next. Want a stat tracked? A side game? A page that doesn't exist yet? Something looks busted? Drop it in the box.

Live draft Date & Time TBD Got a night that works? Say so. Everything else on here is stuck until we lock one in.
Read before you draft Scoring Changed For 2026–27 Volume chuckers get punished now. Tap for the numbers and where they came from.

I tuned our scoring this week and went back and forth on a few numbers, so here is where it landed and why. Nothing here is homemade.

The baseline

I built this off the standard platforms. ESPN's default points league rewards made shots and penalizes missed ones, and that is where our shooting values come from. Yahoo and FanDuel both use 3 for steals and 3 for blocks, which is exactly what we use. DraftKings uses double-double and triple-double bonuses, which is where ours came from. If you have played an ESPN or Yahoo points league, this will feel familiar.

The numbers

Points 1. Field goals made +3, attempted -1.5. Threes made +1.5 on top. Free throws made +1.4, attempted -1.2. Rebounds 1, with an extra 0.5 for offensive boards. Assists 1.75. Steals 3, blocks 3. Turnovers -1.5, personal fouls -0.5. Double-double +2, triple-double +4. Bonuses of +5 for 40 points, 50 points, 15 assists, or 20 rebounds.

How close is that to normal?

Very close. At league-average shooting, a two-point attempt is worth 1.20 here and 1.16 in an ESPN league. Rebounds are identical. Steals and blocks match Yahoo and FanDuel exactly. Assists and turnovers sit a touch below ESPN.

The only real difference is that missing shots costs slightly more than on ESPN. You need 30% on twos or 20% on threes to break even, which every rotation player clears without trying. Twos and threes are worth the same per attempt on purpose, so nobody is forced into a three-heavy build.

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Defending Champion

The Six Seed That Wrecked the Bracket

2025–26 · Back-to-Back

Haliburton Hasmehurtin

Backed into the last spot at 9–10, then ran the whole table. Beat the 3, the 2 and the 1, in that order. The record was a lie: third in scoring all year, and nobody got shot at more.

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Up In The Rafters

The Banners

Three banners up there. Six of you have nothing. And the seed that wins keeps getting worse: a 1 took the first, a 3 took the second, and a 9–10 six seed took the last one.

2023–24

League Champion

Bum Knee Embiid

XXXDDUBXXX

13–7

1 Seed · 6-Team Era

2024–25

League Champion

Haliburton Hasmesquirtin

PAIGEGGGIOIA

12–7

3 Seed

2025–26

League Champion

Haliburton Hasmehurtin

PAIGEGGGIOIA

9–10

6 Seed · Back-to-Back

Still Waiting

AGhoopz · TheGoya · ckuklinski26 · kampershart · Meeseknuckles · sdforrest516

The Field

Eight Managers, Final 2025–26 Standings

Top three scorers are ON FIRE. Last place is ICE COLD. Tap any card.

The meter is total points scored, scaled across the league. It's the only number that doesn't care who you drew.

AGhoopz01
1 Seed · Lost Final ON FIRE

Harry Bewbz

League high · 100%
Rec
14–5
PF
7,972
PA
7,402
TheGoya02
2 Seed · Semifinal ON FIRE

Shadynasty's

97%
Rec
13–6
PF
7,919
PA
7,280
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3 Seed · Rd 1 Exit

Chairman Brow Zedong

90% · 2023–24 champion
Rec
12–7
PF
7,796
PA
7,113
Meeseknuckles04
Luckiest Team

Meeseknuckles

4th in wins · 7th in points
Rec
11–8
PF
7,057
PA
7,363
ckuklinski2605
5 Seed · Third Place

Inda Paint Like Bob Ross

76%
Rec
10–9
PF
7,530
PA
7,306
paigegggioia06
Champion ON FIRE

Haliburton Hasmehurtin

3rd in points · most points against
Rec
9–10
PF
7,856
PA
7,761
kampershart07
Missed the Bracket

No Team Name Set

Holds the 8-team scoring record
Rec
5–14
PF
7,099
PA
7,457
sdforrest51608
Last Place ICE COLD

Monstars

945 points below 7th
Rec
2–17
PF
6,112
PA
7,660
Every Week, On Its Own

The Board

Matchups, scores and the loudest line of the week, straight from Sleeper. Nobody types any of this in.

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