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Eight Managers · Est. 2023 · Lock-In Mode

Formerly “B-Ball Banter & Beyond”

DRAFT: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 · 5PM

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PAIGEGGGIOIA GOES FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT MONSTARS FELL FROM 10–9 TO 2–17 8-TEAM SCORING RECORD: KAMPERSHART, 8,211.10 MEESEKNUCKLES: 3–16, THEN 11–8 A 9–10 TEAM WON THE TITLE DRAFT: SUN OCT 11, 5PM
Randomized October 6

Draft Order

  1. 01Monstarssdforrest516
  2. 02Shadynasty'sTheGoya
  3. 03Chairman Brow ZedongxXxddubxXx
  4. 04Skydawgskampershart
  5. 05Inda Paint Like Bob Rossckuklinski26
  6. 06MeeseknucklesMeeseknuckles
  7. 07Harry BewbzAGhoopz
  8. 08Haliburton Hasmehurtinpaigegggioia

Sunday, October 11 · 5:00 PM · order drawn by Sleeper

Read this first · new for 2026–27

We're Called Heating Up Now

Same league, same eight of us, new name. B-Ball Banter & Beyond is retired. This is Heating Up now.

This is a companion to the league, not the league. The draft, trades, waivers, lineups and every matchup still run through Sleeper, exactly like always. Nothing on this site changes how you play, and nothing you do here counts against your record.

What lives here is the part Sleeper does not do. Side games on their own scoreboard, a record book that keeps itself, Bulls coverage, and the league's own numbers going back to 2023.

One thing still needs you before tip-off. On the Record, in your locker: five takes and five ballot picks, sealed the moment you submit and let out a couple at a time between opening night and March. Closes October 20. Takes two minutes. The rest of the site is yours to wander.

Live draft Sunday, October 11 · 5:00 PM All eight voted. Seven could make this one. Get On the Record before tip-off →
Read before you draft Scoring Changed For 2026–27

The baseline

I built this off the standard platforms. ESPN's default points league rewards made shots and penalizes missed ones, and that is where our shooting values come from. Yahoo and FanDuel both use 3 for steals and 3 for blocks, which is exactly what we use. DraftKings uses double-double and triple-double bonuses, which is where ours came from. If you have played an ESPN or Yahoo points league, this will feel familiar.

The numbers

Points 1. Field goals made +3, attempted -1.5. Threes made +1.5 on top. Free throws made +1.4, attempted -1.2. Rebounds 1, with an extra 0.5 for offensive boards. Assists 1.75. Steals 3, blocks 3. Turnovers -1.5, personal fouls -0.5. Double-double +2, triple-double +4. Bonuses of +5 for 40 points, 50 points, 15 assists, or 20 rebounds.

How close is that to normal?

Very close. At league-average shooting, a two-point attempt is worth 1.20 here and 1.16 in an ESPN league. Rebounds are identical. Steals and blocks match Yahoo and FanDuel exactly. Assists and turnovers sit a touch below ESPN.

The only real difference is that missing shots costs slightly more than on ESPN. You need 30% on twos or 20% on threes to break even, which every rotation player clears without trying. Twos and threes are worth the same per attempt on purpose, so nobody is forced into a three-heavy build.

Sealed Before Tip-Off

On the Record

Opens October 20

Checking the record…

Every Week, On Its Own

The Board

Matchups, scores and the loudest line of the week, straight from Sleeper. Nobody types any of this in.

The Board Loading…

Pulling this week from Sleeper…

Up In The Rafters

The Banners

Three banners up there. Six of you have nothing. And the seed that wins keeps getting worse: a 1 took the first, a 3 took the second, and a 9–10 six seed took the last one.

2023–24

League Champion

Bum Knee Embiid

XXXDDUBXXX

13–7

1 Seed · 6-Team Era

2024–25

League Champion

Haliburton Hasmesquirtin

PAIGEGGGIOIA

12–7

3 Seed

2025–26

League Champion

Haliburton Hasmehurtin

PAIGEGGGIOIA

9–10

6 Seed · Back-to-Back

Still Waiting

AGhoopz · TheGoya · ckuklinski26 · kampershart · Meeseknuckles · sdforrest516

A Look Back

How Last Season Finished

Top three scorers are ON FIRE. Last place is ICE COLD. Tap any card.

The meter is total points scored, scaled across the league. It's the only number that doesn't care who you drew.

AGhoopz01
1 Seed · Lost Final ON FIRE

Harry Bewbz

League high · 100%
Rec
14–5
PF
7,972
PA
7,402
TheGoya02
2 Seed · Semifinal ON FIRE

Shadynasty's

97%
Rec
13–6
PF
7,919
PA
7,280
xXxddubxXx03
3 Seed · Rd 1 Exit

Chairman Brow Zedong

90% · 2023–24 champion
Rec
12–7
PF
7,796
PA
7,113
Meeseknuckles04
Luckiest Team

Meeseknuckles

4th in wins · 7th in points
Rec
11–8
PF
7,057
PA
7,363
ckuklinski2605
5 Seed · Third Place

Inda Paint Like Bob Ross

76%
Rec
10–9
PF
7,530
PA
7,306
paigegggioia06
Champion ON FIRE

Haliburton Hasmehurtin

3rd in points · most points against
Rec
9–10
PF
7,856
PA
7,761
kampershart07
Missed the Bracket

No Team Name Set

Holds the 8-team scoring record
Rec
5–14
PF
7,099
PA
7,457
sdforrest51608
Last Place ICE COLD

Monstars

945 points below 7th
Rec
2–17
PF
6,112
PA
7,660
8 MANAGERS · LOCK-IN MODE · 19-WEEK SEASON · FAAB $100 · 1 KEEPER
DRAFT SUN OCT 11, 5PM